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Tesco mobile

General cunts who lie & misinform
Another scheming Tesco mobile worker
by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019
mugGet the Tesco mobilemug.

Iraq Mobile

The official vehicle of Iraq and Coems land
by Wigglemyweiner May 2, 2023
mugGet the Iraq Mobilemug.

Glizzy mobile

A car in the shape of a hotdog
Sick glizzy mobile homie wanna take it for a spin?
by Boner man April 4, 2021
mugGet the Glizzy mobilemug.

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.
Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?
by Burns August 7, 2021
mugGet the mint mobilemug.

Gaydoni Mobile

Gaydoni’s hunk of shit pickup. Has to have a booster seat so the short fuck can see over the steering wheel. Liz used to be able to sit in the passenger seat now she BANNED from the Gaydoni Mobile.
Duud, have u seen Gaydoni recently?

Yeah duud, I saw him driving the Gaydoni Mobile last night getting all the duuds.
by OdurkOdurk69 September 8, 2021
mugGet the Gaydoni Mobilemug.

perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.
Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*
by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020
mugGet the perpetuum mobilemug.

mobile divide

What mobile devices really are, devices which divide people by zapping real face-to-face, in-person interaction.
Iguey whipped out his mobile divide, err, I mean mobile device, and made a video call.
by but for June 11, 2018
mugGet the mobile dividemug.

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