A guy who is really grumpy and disagreeable. Usually occurs first thing in the morning, when consuming large amounts of alcohol, or while watching sports.
by Carlos18 July 23, 2010
Get the mantankerous mug.The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.
The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.
by Derz August 9, 2010
Get the Mental E-tardation mug.The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.
Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!
You: whats the story guys?
Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny
You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS
You: whats the story guys?
Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny
You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS
by dufbear August 20, 2011
Get the mental blue balls mug.Amazing, majestic; anything that will pretty much burn your eyes if you look at it too long because its so awesome. Everyone strives to be classified as mantasmagorical. People who are mantasmagorical are basically the president of everything.
Customer: "Wow, I love that shirt... it's so mantasmagorical!"
Sales Lady: "So, you're buying one in every color then."
Sales Lady: "So, you're buying one in every color then."
by rahquill June 14, 2011
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It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
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by timbre December 5, 2013
Get the mental viewfinder mug.Shitting showering shaving and brushing you teeth all at the same time. The ability to multitask only the most manly of actions or jobs.
Dam that dude can man task.
Ya look at him go driving to work shaving and brushing his teeth and getting a blow job no that's mantasking
Ya look at him go driving to work shaving and brushing his teeth and getting a blow job no that's mantasking
by Thanian March 5, 2014
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