Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty

"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

micronap

A micronap ist a short nap of 2-5 minutes. When micronapping you won't fall fully asleep but relax a lot. You micronaps at different places, for example in your car, at home or in the office.

Mario: Damn am I tired.
July: Stop yammering you Daver, get a micronap instead!
Mario: Nice plan. Game starts in 10 minutes. Nuff time for micronappin & a smoke.
July: True story

by Don Quijotes son April 3, 2011

microngoloid

A neckbeard with a tiny penis. Often associated with incels of low intelligence, it is commonly used as an insult.

Person 1: Lmao that dude got rejected after calling a girl by the wrong name yesterday.
Person 2: HAHA what a fucking microngoloid!

by Supreme Shmeat August 2, 2020

Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.

OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!

by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 19, 2022

Micronesia

This country in the Pacific Ocean is well know to be the greatest economy as of 2022 surpassing the USA in march it is also home to more than three people

I am going to visit Micronesia tomorrow

by Gerard lecorde July 30, 2022

Microcast

A very short Podcast limited to 30 seconds. Like twitter for Podcasting.

I just subscribed to a microcast that gives me my daily horoscope.

by kaifang June 2, 2009

micro-dater

A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.

"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."

by Schipotle April 5, 2010