Mickey Mouse ring

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.

LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!

by clickclicker October 12, 2020

mickey mouse stream

sums up the 4/14/21 stream

quackity: what the hell is a mickey mouse stream
everyone else:

by lostgnf (follow me on twitter) April 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

slip a Mickey

when you're dead tired after spending a day at Disney World, but you still sneak in a trip to pound town with your girl before passing out

My feet and legs were on fire after walking around Epcot all day but I was still able to slip a Mickey before going to sleep.

by dis niqqa December 8, 2021

mickey mouse course

Term for a class that you take because:

1. You think it will be really easy and thus...

2. Getting an easy A in it will boost your GPA.

"I'm taking film fourth period, it's a mickey mouse course, all we do is watch foreign movies."

by ThatBlondDude October 28, 2008

mickey mouse outfit

A business, organization, or other that is unprofessional. These often blame the customers for their own cock-ups.

Ausconnect.net is a mickey mouse outfit, using Flintstone servers, and blaming the customers when they don't work properly.

by shonny September 30, 2007

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

A show that's basically a kid friendly version of strip clubs.

People say "come inside it's fun inside" in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse probably because they're afraid of saying "c*m inside, we'll get drunk inside" due to kids being to young to ejaculate or drink.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022