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mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.
Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.
by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016
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junk mail

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016
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V-Mail

Short for Voice Mail. Kinda like E-Mail, but with voice....
Hey, I left you a V-Mail yesterday, why the hell didn't you call me back!
by Jules June 10, 2004
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Mail

to get money..to have money
Pimps_Yo its friday, those bitches better have my mail.

Gimmie some mail so i can get his diapers from the store.
by tasha/rachel May 13, 2007
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misty mailman

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face
When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.
by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008
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g-mail

email for hard-core gangstas.(not for regular old bustas)
fo real homie, i send ya it by g-mail......CAUSE IM GANGSTA
by trezzin September 26, 2006
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suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.
swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.
by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009
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