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lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.
Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?
by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010
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lumpkin

a man taking a shit and getting a blow job

also a town in georgia
that lumpkin made her stink for days
by smoogrish December 18, 2006
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rock star lump

a defining buldge in ones clothing identifing the size and location of the male genitalia
when paul put on his leather pants we could not help but notice his rock star lump
by 804 mini January 22, 2006
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Umpa Lumpa

short fat guy that looks like a rollie pollie, only in GREEN
My Husband....lol
by suzie fierro January 7, 2004
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Lumpkin

When a female gives a male oral sex while he is releasing feces in the toilet.
" Ayo Kev got a lumpkin from his bitch last night. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006
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Dry Lumps

the quietest person in the office during the workday, but after a couple of drinks at the company picnic she's ready to lean over a balcony Mardi Gras-style and take her top off for Girls Gone Wild
Dry Lumps are shy and 100 percent business until one drop of booze transforms her like a shot of Jekyll's formula.
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lumpkins

she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.
by monanie October 7, 2006
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