lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

lumpkin

a man taking a shit and getting a blow job

also a town in georgia

that lumpkin made her stink for days

by smoogrish December 18, 2006

rock star lump

a defining buldge in ones clothing identifing the size and location of the male genitalia

when paul put on his leather pants we could not help but notice his rock star lump

by 804 mini January 22, 2006

Umpa Lumpa

short fat guy that looks like a rollie pollie, only in GREEN

My Husband....lol

by suzie fierro January 7, 2004

Lumpkin

When a female gives a male oral sex while he is releasing feces in the toilet.

" Ayo Kev got a lumpkin from his bitch last night. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

Dry Lumps

the quietest person in the office during the workday, but after a couple of drinks at the company picnic she's ready to lean over a balcony Mardi Gras-style and take her top off for Girls Gone Wild

Dry Lumps are shy and 100 percent business until one drop of booze transforms her like a shot of Jekyll's formula.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

lumpkins

Getting head while you take a dump.

she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.

by monanie October 7, 2006