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Hazel Logic

Similar to standard logic except for a couple of minor differences. There are 2 types of Hazel Logic

1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.

2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
Rabbit: I've got free tickets to the club tonight, so if you use these tickets you won't need to pay to get in.

BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O

Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic

Russ: Fix up blad
by mingleville April 16, 2008
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laggin

Lagging or laggin is a term to be used when someone is not reacting at the right time or when they space out for a period of time.
Bro, you were laggin when that book fell on to your foot.
by ThatHighGirl:) July 12, 2011
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Hot Topic Logic

The reasoning that clothing brands reflect the personality or intelligence of the wearer.
Person #1: "Look at preppy guy wearing Abercrombie! God, I would never want to look like all THOSE people!

Person #2: "Yeah, let's go to hottopic and buy some baggy black pants and studded belts to really stand out!"

Abercrombi wearer: *Jams out to Napalm Death on his way to the bar to get some fine ass*
by Hot Topic Logic February 27, 2005
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Logic

Logic is the study of the methods and principles used to distinguish good reason from bad reason. Unfortunately it seems to escape most people now a days as they rely on rumors from cnn, emotion and passion.
Me: "without Logic there is no reason. Without reason there is no rationality. Without rationality there is nothing but destruction"

Adolph Hitler (mien Komph) "Propaganda should use very little logic and more emotion and passion to fool the people. Masses are easily fooled by emotion and passion. Thus the more people you are targeting the less logic your propaganda should use" (paraphrased to save space)
by Arcy77 May 1, 2010
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Boston logger

its when a male takes a shit on someones chest then stacks it all like a tree and then use their dicks to chop then down like a logger then yell temburg! as the shit/ tree falls into the other persons mouth.
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Fuck Logic

A type of logic where basic parts of normal logic are ignored. This mostly appears in video games and anime. DBZ for example, Goku gets tossed into a mountain and the mountain breaks into pieces. However, some animes do not use fuck logic for everything, such as Attack on Titan. In Attack on Titan, if a person was tossed into a wall that person would pop into blood and guts instead of the wall somehow breaking apart.
DBZ uses fuck logic. AoT barely uses fuck logic.
by Ssj3ArmoredTitan July 26, 2014
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Sweeney Todd Logic

We/they all deserve to die.

From the play/movie Sweeney Todd:the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Guy: Look at those Aberzombies over there.
Girl: They would make some nice meat pies.
Guy: Yes! Sweeney Todd Logic!
by AliceAddams December 3, 2009
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