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link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
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Weak linking

Verb. To intentionally add a poor policy, person, protocol or machine into a system for the purposes of sabotage
Indra just recommended a poor engineer to Tom so she can weak link his team and beat them at the company retreat

Jyn's father worked with the Alliance so he could weak link the Death Star on purpose for the Rebel Alliance

The party blew up over a row about affirmative action when Shino said it's weak linking the workforce for political gain
by neoLinguistomorph October 1, 2018
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Link Out

'Link out' is a term expressing separation of one's self from the current surroundings.
Often used in overly dramatic megalomaniacal monologues presented by self-absorbed narcissistic sociopaths.
Other variations of this term include LinkOuT' ,'Rink Out', 'Wrink Out', 'Lin Kout'.
After years of frustration, dumb Johnny finally decided to link out of his toxic relationships.
by stherdichøvternsten December 14, 2021
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Link and Crash

STL phenomenon. Linking up with someone you have beef with then Crashing out. Often initiated with a text, usually ends up with the cops being called
Man 1: that one mf ManMan just texted me “link and crash” cause he heard what I said about his mom

Man 2: Aw shit here we go
by 314eva June 28, 2023
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Creep Link

-Noun
A link sent for the purpose of showing a picture to someone of another person that is physically attractive. (Done through facebook primarily.)
Yeah? Send me a Creep Link, lemme see how hot she is.
by RamJamJoe January 17, 2011
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link-like

The act of 'liking' somebodies link posted on Facebook or any other social networking site.
Hey, thanks for that link-like on that video i found
by Telemachus0 April 10, 2011
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System Link

When you and your significant other align your nipples and press them together.
"Last night Janice and I system linked. It was sweet."
by sometingwong January 20, 2017
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