klaus

an extremely sexy man from the shows the vampire diaries and the originals. 1000 year old hybrid with a big fam. sexy as fuck

"klaus rail me please!" "okay luv"

by haha beans May 14, 2021

Klashiv

its where you have sexual intercourse with a horse

Frank: Hey Walter, Want to Klashiv a horse later?
Walter: Sure lets Klashiv a horse

by anonymous May 28, 2021

klausbaudelairemarryme

Someone who is very obsessed with Klaus Baudelaire and Klaus Baudelaires relationship with Fiona Widdershins and Fiona Widdershins herself. And someone who’s Kliona obsession is kinda concerning!

“Omg did you see klausbaudelairemarryme new vid about Kliona???? I think she might need help!”

by VioletBaudelairesrealgf June 18, 2021

klassische kressbach

Someone that hides his girlfriend

A to B: Doesnt Josh (someone) has a girlfriend?
B: I have never seen her, i think hes doing the klassische kressbach.

by klassischekressbach August 15, 2021

klaus

a stupid closeted jester, someone being called 'klaus' defines them to be insane, deprived and probably lives in a made up world they have to live in

youre such a klaus man

by dumbfucklol August 15, 2021

klassperson

en person som tar hand om en klass

"du är en klassperson"

by kato:3 August 23, 2021

klapper

what happenes when your friend spends the night out with ur mom

my anus:ur mum is hot anda super klapper

by ur mom is my klapper September 10, 2021