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kitten

a girl/woman who is cute, sweet and always 'nice'
anyone found to be a bitch, slag, whore, rude, intrusive, bossy or in anyway negative in a non-constructive way may be stripped of this nick-name
"hey kitten, hows it going?"
by kain abel May 16, 2009
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kill kittens

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
by You can't have my name. September 25, 2006
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kitten pile

1. A collection of 3 or more kittens, cats, or other feline creatures lying in a pile.
All of the kittens made a kitten pile in the corner of the room.
by PetRockX October 2, 2006
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kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.
EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
by Eegah! June 21, 2010
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death to all kittens

A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."
Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!
by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008
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Kitten

Kitten: Young women who find males twenty+ years older then themselves attractive.

Notable Kittens:
Ashley Madison
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Calista Flockhart
Katie Lee Joel

The young precursor to cougar.

Graverobber.

Not to be confused with a woman who marries elderly men for financial gain. EX: Anna Nichole.
Girl: Ah! Did you see that hottie over there?
Kitten powers activate!

Man: STOP FUCKING MY GRANDPA!
by Blowing.Your.Fucking.Mind. February 25, 2011
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Discord E-Kitten

Humans that are cosplaying as kittens but in Discord. Known as Discord E-Kittens. Their daily breakfast, lunch, and dinner are nitro, robux, and gamepasses. They are either trollers or actual girls.
Discord E-Kitten: uwu
Discord Moderator: Wanna be my Discord E-kitten?
Discord E-Kitten: ok! :3
by Realityamongus111232323 December 3, 2022
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