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Kardashianed

This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.
Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."

Woman- "But we're on the guest list."

Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."

Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"

Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...

Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010
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Bardashian

A barperson who is to concerned with his own ego and hardly gives a damn about customers but rather plays
He is a real bardashian, look at his tatooes and fancy gears.
by MisterZet September 29, 2018
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kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.
I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.
by Somarity February 6, 2019
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Kardashians

Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?
Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Guy2: Haha palm trees

Guy 1: What?
by fattynooblife June 27, 2018
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kardashiwank

The act of being horny but tired to the point that you can only be bothered to Google Kim Kardashian for a cheeky five knuckle shuffle.
I was knackered last night so I just had a Kardashiwank.
by Mr AAnderson July 29, 2016
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kardassian

A woman with an ass as big as one of the kardashians. Kardassian refers to the shape and figure of a woman's ass to be extremely large and disproportionate to the remainder of thier frame.
"Look at that Sexy kardassian over there!!!"
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 31, 2017
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Katrashians

Another name for the drama-filled Kardashian family.
Minnie: Did you see that latest episode of KUWTK?
Micky: Naw, bruh. I don't watch the Katrashians!
by QueenSkittles April 22, 2021
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