Jonathan

A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.

Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family

by Sneakerhead bih March 25, 2018

Jonathan

A sex offender

Jonathan molested my dog

by Thicc Niggas June 20, 2019

Jonathan

Gay ass fuck.

Jonathan: He gay.. dats all

by Loading... Loading... Loading. June 19, 2019

Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .

But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.

by Laurance1601 July 18, 2018

jonathan

One of the most awful people to have faced this earth

Brian: So yeah this guy threw spaghetti in my girlfriends face whilst at the restaurant.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.

by Old_wise_man_69_420_xoxo October 08, 2018

Jonathan

A fucking asshole who will call you “gay” or “fagot” every day.

Kid: Hi Jonathan

Jonathan: Fuck you fagot

by Alias Pseudonym Anonymous November 04, 2019

Jonathan

small gay dickhead no friends

that guy looks gay he must be a jonathan

by bob picklesson August 18, 2020