a personality type that is obsessed with the jonas brothers ie: me. a made up flavour of pop-tarts. just for clarifacation i Taylor Nesseth made this word up and its mine.
by Taylor Nesseth October 10, 2008
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by gmoneyswag2004ganggang October 14, 2019
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by pu$$y killa 42o May 19, 2018
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- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.
- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry
- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.
- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry
"That unhealthy blonde looking piece of trash actually has a great sense of humor, that's Jonah"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"
by BatroniekBochtwerper February 18, 2018
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An extremely gorgeous girl with lots of friends and who loves music. Singing and acting are two of her favorites but she also loves to watch movies and be with her best friends. She loves Jesus and is extremely forgiving. Any boy would be lucky to have this girl. This girl is the most amazing friend you could have and people are jealous that they aren't more like her.
by iloveyouforeverbestfriend(: November 10, 2010
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by Peritus Noob March 26, 2010
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