Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.
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Get the Johnathan prayer mug.If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!
A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
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He's also short and good at everything that he does.
He's also short and good at everything that he does.
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Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022
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