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jerk job 

When things start out as jerking yourself off, and end with either a hand job or blow job.
When she found me fondling the morning wood, she joined in and swallowed. It was a jerk job.
jerk job by Vixxxen February 1, 2008
Related Words

Jerk-off Diet

Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"
Jerk-off Diet by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Jerk-Hole 

A combination for both words Jerk and Asshole. A male douche bag, that is self-centered, egotistical, and very spiteful. A jerk-hole always comes back and ask for forgiveness.
The Jerk-hole always misuse and abuse his chick.

the jerk-hole gets up with a hard on, when we just had a fight, how inconsiderate.

Jerk-Hole is similar to Jody from Baby Boy!!!
Jerk-Hole by PDub_1985 March 14, 2011

Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.
Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.
Jerk the Turk by Cgrave August 8, 2006

Jerk Hole 

A jerk hole is a hole in which someone Jerks off into. To call someone a Jerk hole would implicate that they are nothing more than a sperm pit.

The best part about this verbal assault..is that someone not in the know will simply think your substituting Jerk for Ass. It pays to know what other people are really saying!!
"You're such a Jerk Hole!!!"
Jerk Hole by ashes85 March 24, 2010

jerk my meat

I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.
jerk my meat by somerandomswedishguy February 24, 2011