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Jeevesdropping

Refers to where Bertie Wooster's "suave 'n' savvy" butler secretly listens in on others' conversations in order to keep his dim-witted employer out of trouble.
P.G. Wodehouse's famous fictional manservant did a bit of Jeevesdropping on more than one occasion in order to save his naive young London aristocrat's hide.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.
Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door
by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023
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Jeepered

To be chased and taken by someone in a noisy black jeep or any noisy black truck, like I'm the film Jeepers Creepers
"Oh goodness Bob, I'm just so worried that Maggie's gonna go to that party and get herself Jeepered"
by Leonidas The Grand March 26, 2023
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jeepers

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Jeezers

A euphemism for use of "Jesus" used to show that you are angry, annoyed or surprised or as an acknowledgement of another's situation in which anger, annoyance, or surprise is expressed.

Where as "Jesus", used in such a context, can be considered a swear word that many people find offensive, "Jeezers" is a concession towards softening that offensiveness. The usage is not derogatory. It is a replacement to avoid potential offensiveness in American English while not importing the use of "Crikey" from British English.
"...and then I got sick and the medical bill was over $50,000 and I had to remortgage my house and then my dog got ran over and Timmy lost his soccer tournament in the first round and I found out my husband was cheating on me and since he's my boss he fired me and I don't have any money to pay for doing my laundry."

"Jeezers!"
by The Son of Mr. Potato July 24, 2023
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jeeted

The meaning to have sex or masturbate with someone else.
These two girls jeeted by the tree the other day.

Did you hear about the new couple? Turns out they jeeted eachother the other day.
by Luvvvsantii August 23, 2023
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Jeepers Mahogany

An exclamation used to express astonishment or disbelief, synonymous with phrases like “holy shit” or “what the fuck.”

A shortened slang term of the word could be “Jeeps Mahog.”
Friend: Look at that broad with the huge butt!

Me: Jeepers Mahogany! That bitch got quite the ass!
by dougchaser October 19, 2023
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