jasper

has a big willy.

look at jasper he’s packing

by user3789 January 16, 2022

Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

Jasper

The kid that will ddos you at every opportunity he gets, however he is also very short and gay

You're such a Jasper. Like look at your height.

by Boris Johnson. January 25, 2021

Jasper

A little dude who looks like a hobbit and a sasquatch’s loves child. His eyes scream that he will kill and will have no regret. If you see a jasper you better watch out.

Jasper beat the shit out of me yesterday

by FoxyThing April 18, 2022

Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

Jasper

Jasper: A very handsome boy with an iq of at least 156, nicest person you’ve ever met, when you see one ull wanna with him!
He will prolly have lack of self esteem and depression when he shouldn’t have those at all.
Oh as well he has a great sense of humour!

Girl: Why are you so happy!?
Hot girl: Jasper......
Girl: kk I understand.

by Lil_jappa October 18, 2020

Jasper Berry

Inspirational.

Jasper Berry is an Inspirational Human being

by Nathan Wood January 30, 2022