jackhole

From the Latin "Jackholius Assimus." Someone that wastes your precious time. In Retail a customer that has no intention of buying. Best when doubled up as a verb and adjective.

Quit jackholing me and buy the damn car jackhole!

by Isellcars April 9, 2006

jackhole

JackAss+AssHole= JACKHOLE (In a way)

A jackhole is one who is immensely superior to a jackass or asshole but is still someone stupid enough to call a jackhole.

Wow, he isn't a jackass after all, wait for it...wait for it....
YOU JACKHOLE!

by Derrick Schelebo January 12, 2004

ass jackolantern

A general insult. Normally used when some one does something that really ticks you off. Although some people use it for no aperant reason.

What the fuck was that ass jackolantern thinking when he pulled in front of me?

by Ryan "FordLord" McKay December 25, 2008

Jacklyn

A fucking faggot who is normally a super rich wanna be thug. She generally has black hair and gigantic nose. She also has saggy tits and doesn't know how to please a guy.

Wow, what a Jacklyn

by Jackfrost12 February 17, 2017

jackolanter

A woman’s cunt hole

Show us ya jackolanter

The hair hole away from the butt cheeks just below the belly button

by CAPTKONT June 7, 2018

jackolantern

When a pumpkin hits something hard

He wasnt a normal pumpkin hes a jackolantern

by Jackolanter expert May 11, 2018

Jackolantern

Masturbating using a Jack-o-lantern

Person 1: What did you do this Halloween?
Person 2: Just Jackolantern inside my room

by Pinksizzlejingleberry June 2, 2019