inflatuation

Liking the smell of your own farts too much.

"Aww, dude, that's rank", said the girl, waving her hands back and forth. "It's not so bad, in fact, I kinda like it", replied Zach, who clearly had a bad case of inflatuation.

by TomSlick August 30, 2011

Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.

Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."

by Cirdellin January 15, 2010

Inflicted

To be in a sorry or beat up condition etc.
For example, to have an inflicted head is to be retarded etc.

He's got such an inflicted head.

by Judge dredd7 December 4, 2011

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by anonymous November 12, 2020

inflator

A man or indeed woman who forces air from his mouth into a vagina inflating it. This activity is usually followed by an almighty quif a few moments later.

Toby, the inflator, inflated alex's vagina so hard she got an embolism and died.

by Toby "The INFLATOR" May 5, 2006

inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

influence

Influence is usually used for if you're on drugs. sometimes people can influence you to do something.
If have taken drugs, you are "under the influence".
one of the members of the band, Green Day, has done drugs and made a song about being under the influence. the band member was Tre Cool.

Jimmy: Man, I'm gonna go drive to my house now
Tom: Didn't you do some drugs?
Jimmy: Ya, ?
Tom: you'll get thrown in jail for driving under the influence.

by Linnea... April 23, 2006