A man or indeed woman who forces air from his mouth into a vagina inflating it. This activity is usually followed by an almighty quif a few moments later.
Toby, the inflator, inflated alex's vagina so hard she got an embolism and died.
While performing fellatio on your female partner, you surprise attack exhale a large amount of air into her vaginal cavity. Follow that with a gentle hand push to her lower tummy. Enjoy!
Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.
By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.
The ifly anal inflator is an innovative rectal pleasure maneuver that was first practiced by a man that goes by the name Parker T from Battleground Washington. To exercise the maneuver properly, the user must boost to the top of the indoor sky diving wind runner, drop their drawers, spread their cheeks, and inflate their rectal cavity through the high pressure airflow.
Instructor: “hey Parker, put you pants back on and get back down here. The ifly anal inflator is prohibited at this location.”
A specially designed pair of pants that muffles and captures huge volumes of rank flatus passed so that nobody in the immediate vicinity has the slightest clue.
The only down side of wearing inflatopants is that sometimes you wind up looking like a walking dirigible!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.