Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 28, 2020

hyper racist

someone who is extremely racist and find it the most funny thing in the world. (teddy)

theodore martin was an extreme hyper racist when he spammed the n word to an innocent black girl.

by ky1e f1sh August 17, 2024

hyper racist

a person who takes pride in being extremely racist and finds being extremely racist it the funniest thing in the world. (theodore)

a small boy named "theodore" was being a hyper racist when he spammed the n word at a helpless black child.

by ky1e f1sh August 17, 2024

Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 25, 2022

Hyperization

The act of sucking a fart out of another man's ass right after porking his mudhole.

Oh my god my boyfriend and I tried hyperization last week, and his breath still smells like shit!

by BoogieNights69 December 06, 2017

Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

by 3veD June 09, 2019

hyper dude

N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.

Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.

by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024