Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

Professional Friend Hopper by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper 

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

Bunny Hopper 

A girl who sleeps with guys front to back. Bunnies hop from place to place, bunny hoppers hop from guy to guy. Meaning she is a whore/slut.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about that one chick who slept with the quarter back?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's such a bunny hopper.

Bunny Hopper by musicianandbassist22 October 26, 2011

HOOD HOPPER 

to lie about what hood you are from, claim places you are not from

she say she from new orleans, when she really from utah , she a damn HOOD HOPPER

HOOD HOPPER by lil sweats May 13, 2005

Crotch Hopper 

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

Crotch Hopper by Baxton January 3, 2006

Beef Hopper 

A person's mouth or pie hole.

Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!

Beef Hopper by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006

floor hopper 

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.

Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.

floor hopper by fro12 April 23, 2006