grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.

Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!

by Thrumper84 March 4, 2009

grumpy soldier

mixing a line of cocaine with molly (ecstacy) and snorting them together.

i did so many grumpy soldiers last night, i'm pretty sure i have damage brain.

by harry deepwood May 10, 2010

grumpy ana

An anal explosion, usually from a female, done on purpose despite pleas to the contrary.

This room reeks, my bitch girlfriend just dropped a grumpy ana.

by allwhites November 11, 2011

Grimey Thirsty

Being so turned on by a person you feel dirty and perverted just looking at the person

I feel mad grimey thirsty looking at that stud.

by whtevrusayiknoalready August 10, 2015

grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

grumpy Guido

An ill-tempered Italian.

Lorenzo is being a real grumpy Guido this morning.

by g#UNIT September 28, 2017

grumpymonk

A bastion main

what a grumpymonk!

by Corgi_Demon March 9, 2018