gerald gatson

a cool guy who is a pimp and gets all the ladies like me his mentor

pimp

by royceberg2 October 3, 2003

Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat January 5, 2011

Golden Grams

The act of doing a golden shower with a grand mother.

John : How do you start you day ?
Peter : As usualy, with Golden Grams and some milk.

by AKApulco July 20, 2018

National Gramse-Patter-Dag

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.

-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

honey grams

Honey Grams

“Honey Grams” The sweet nectar of an older women’s pleasure center, tastes good when licked, the nectar flows when touched, massaged or fingered.

I love eating my Honey Grams!

I went down on her and ate a delicious bowl of Honey Grams!

by Rgruff July 22, 2021

silk gnats

basically female Asian whores or prostitutes on facebook

I think someone needs to spray for silk gnats I'm getting sick of politely batting them away

by Tres LeParc June 30, 2023