granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.

Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.

by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009

granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.

John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!

by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011

Granny's Round

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.

Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...

by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011

Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...

Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.

by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013

Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company

I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

Granny FullMouth

A slutty female senior-citizen.

Boy 1: You sleep with old ladies??
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?

by BrownSugarTail July 23, 2014

Granny maracas

Testicles, balls, ball sack, nut sack.

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"

by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016