Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch he’s a player that everyone falls for but always breaks their heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what he wants. He doesn’t give up til he gets it. He can have an acne mustache and no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face ! He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date one that’s a whole other story. He ain’t worth shii you can find someone better then a ugly ass Gilberto like who tf names their child that ? He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one day. Little pussy with a shrimp.

People: Gilbertos a bitch

Gilberto: pull up
People:*they pull up*
Gilberto: “daddy I’m scared there’s people outside looking for me”

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020

limley gilbert

Originally, Goober's dog on Andy Griffith. Also, refers to a real simpleton or goober.

"Look at that idiot. He's a real Limley Gilbert."

by randy0530 October 8, 2008

Gibbers

Gibbers deriving from gibbering, deriving from shivering. Meaning to shiver or be cold within ones surroundings.

Glynn gibbered his frosty bum hole off.

Im gibbers, said the hooker!

by Gibbering Cindy October 18, 2008

Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

elena gilbert

elena gilbert is an amazing awesome selfless person she gave up her life so her best friend bonnie could live.

toxic tvd fan that girl is elena gilbert a horrible person non toxic tvd fan that girl is a elena gilbert

by bponb November 16, 2020

gibberoni

A punk ass or suckro who thinks he can A.) ice-skate up hill B.) turn water into wine or C.) is generally under the impression that he (or she) is much cooler than they actually are.

I swear, I am going to stomp that fool gibberoni.

by Sef Diggity March 3, 2008

guberdoodle

a bald man with eyes really close together

that guy is the perfect definition of a guberdoodle

by Rev Murdoc December 15, 2010