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A slang word used to describe an idiotic, stupid person. Someone with a total lack of intelligence and very bone-idle. Often used toward someone who has just done something stupid to emphasise their stupidity. Is also used to make the 'guber' feel more humiliated.

Someone with a very low social status
Boy: 'Have you seen k's profile lately, she looks like a right guber'
Girl: 'Yeah, her brother's just the same, he's started straightening his hair to look cool, but really, he looks like a proper guber'

*A boy takes some photos of himself looking in a mirror, and posts them on the internet.*
Boy1: 'Have you seen H's new photos?'
Boy2: 'No, why? What's he doing?'
Boy1: 'Nothing, he just looks like a guber'
by Dubra Boy December 21, 2010
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That Güber driver did not know where the fuck he was going
by DoeB January 02, 2016
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A stage in a man's life when he acts in a way which other's would usually find embarrassing. This can include such acts as answering the mailman in your underwear or long boring inquiries into common sense tasks that lead to long meaningless stories.
I dropped by Frank's house to get my textbook and while he ran to get it, saw his dad frying sausage and eggs wearing nothing but his underwear. What a guber!
by imwithid October 17, 2008
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A combination of gay and uber; used to describe something that is ultimately or epically stupid.
It just took 12 minutes to reboot my computer.

That's guber.
by CW17 August 26, 2008
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Simply put....the complete opposite of a Frat Star. A goober is a person in a Frat who is a pussy bitch mother fucker and refuses to frat hard, get wasted, or even get laid in general.
"Brother Fratstar, why have i never seen Konstain pull pussy?"

"Yeah i know, Gubers just dont have Game.
by Frat Star Eta April 12, 2010
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Driving service similar to Uber but that caters to gay men. No money is exchanged. Driving service is paid for with sexual services. Service for service. Please refer to your local GUber for most updated list of services accepted.
Pat: "I can't find my wallet and I need to call an Uber."
Dan: "I know...call GUber! You don't need no credit card to ride that train."
by Davi-Anne Erabeth September 30, 2017
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