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Hacker flu

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.

In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
The new coding tasks have been assigned; Hacker flu is about to erupt...
by kovg April 14, 2019
mugGet the Hacker flumug.

fighter's flu

When a person claims to be a fighter and also that he or she is thinking about participating in a fighting sport, for example a jiu-jitsu tournament or a boxing match, but on the day of the event doesn't show.
Bob- "Where's Mike, he said he was thinking about competing."

John- "That's what he said last time. He always gets the fighter's flu and doesn't show."
by Bob's Chophouse July 26, 2009
mugGet the fighter's flumug.

Glemu Flu

A disease first discovered in 2019 that affects someone that was close to someone who is or was sick with any illness (even something as contagious as a migraine).
Also known as the "I've got what he has" sickness.
Glenn was sick yesterday and now I suffer from the glemu flu.
by Wmode September 4, 2019
mugGet the Glemu Flumug.

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022
mugGet the Reading Flumug.

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.
Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.
by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016
mugGet the .2 flumug.

flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..
Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..
by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018
mugGet the flu dickmug.

poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.
“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”
by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020
mugGet the poppy flumug.

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