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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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fousty

dude did you hear about foustys induction? he’s the best
by FoustyOnThat November 28, 2022
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Foust

"Dude, that is so Foust!"
"You're definitely a Foust, G."
"When did you become so Foust, man?!"
by RyRy02 February 7, 2023
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Flostered

To encourage, by any means necessary in order to bring a positive result.
Crime was high in the city of Boise Idaho, local events were getting canceled until more security flostered the community.
by LordofLemmens February 15, 2023
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Flusterfucked

When someone is extremely flustered to rhe point your face is very red
"Oh my god i was just talking to my friend today and he said something that left me flusterfucked*
by Mudzy's Baby. August 27, 2023
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Flousy

Thank you, Flousy, for taking the bullet intended for me. I'll repay you if I can.

Hym "Go watch what happened to Flousy over there on Brett Cooper's channel over there at the Daily Wire. Go take a look. That's why THIS... Instead of what you want me to do. That's why this. You see how that works? Nothing to do with cowardice. Nothing to do with a fucking pseudonym. Nothing to do with mental illness. Nothing to do with being generally evil or crazy. EXACT SAME STORY. What good does that do anybody? Did those people in Florida still get gunned down? How many of them? You all still getting raped and murdered out there? Yuuuup. Did crime stop overnight? What good does THAT do? Nothing! Certainly not for him. He gets to be a second class citizen FOREVER now. And for what? If you knew he was telling the truth would you say anything? No the fuck you wouldn't! No the fuck you would not! And where is he now? Not where he wants to be. Not free. Not even an equal citizen. No more rights for you.
Bye Flousy! Doesn't matter whether or not he's right. What proof would there even be? If the only proof is someone who participated admitting the truth, what proof would there be? You singlehandedly proved that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN! AS ALWAYS! NEVER WRONG! NOT YET! You beautiful son of a bitch! THIS, on the otherhand, generates hundreds of millions of dollars, revolutionizes psychology and theology, keeps me free and safe, proves that I'm correct, AND is fun to do. A perfectly executed plan in juxtaposition to what YOU FUCKING RETARDS WOULD RATHER I DO INSTEAD OF THIS. You don't like this because this either hurt your feelings and/or a man that I existentially saved made your daughter squeal (and speak favorably about the interaction after the fact) and/or was mean to a disabled who mocked me while doing the thing that this is literally about. THERE! THERE! You see how that works? See see how this is the fucking Dr. Strange '1 future that actually works' moment that you've been trying to stop? You see it? Go look. Go look at what I'm talking about and see how right I am."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2023
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Flustrated

Being both Flustered and Frustrated!
God, your making me both blushy and frustrated! I'm so Flustrated right now!
by Lol0001 September 1, 2023
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