Sex-flex

A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)

Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment

by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020

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Calvin Flex

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020

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Allison Fleming

Probably the best person you'll ever meet. Shes so kind and mostly will put her heart before her head. I mean yeah, this is a fault at some times, though overall, she learns from it:) allison is so witty and charismatic some people are baffled by it. All of the boys want her, as being her boyfriend is an actual gift. Nof only does she always want a cuddle, but she will give you space when you need it!
Allison is so powerful in so many peoples lives, and has truly saved mine!
If you meet an Allison Fleming, call the hospital, you might hurt your ankle from falling so hard for this girl, even if she's taken.

Yo you seen Allison ova dere?
Yeah man, damn, her cock is so large
Dude I know, she's so caring for those animals
Love you allie

Allison Fleming is my favorite twin!
Allison Fleming is going to be my best friend for life!

by BroBerry December 24, 2020

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Mark Fleming

The human representation of a belly button

McDee dusted Mark Fleming.

by Jamesmccoy June 28, 2022

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flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018

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