Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

flat-line

When you take a fat L, and your body momentarily dies because of the pain.

"stay with us bro, don't flat-line"

by lowkeyimblack June 12, 2018

flat hed

A flat hed is someone which a huge fucking head and actually thinks that the earth is flat LMFAO

“OMG did you hear what that fucking big headed flat heds said”
“No what”
“He think the earth is flat”
“Phahahahahah”

“Fuck off”
“Flat hed”

by Stayout February 26, 2019

flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.

Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!

by ShortStackB January 25, 2020

flat earthers

people who have small brain

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart

by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019

Flat Schooler

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.

Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"

by dodia April 9, 2021