flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

flap dragon

A woman who has the clap.

I've got VD from a Flap Dragon

by SETone September 17, 2006

flap flairs

when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.

"mum, you have beutiful flap flairs"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

flapasaurus

One that talks too much. A person that can't shut up. A yapper.

Sharon, why don't you ever shut up? You're such a flapasaurus.

by stek69 July 30, 2009

Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

by PruneBoy October 30, 2013

Gunji Flap

The Gunji Flap is the weirdest piece of skin on a man's body. It is located below the testicles and above the taint. This flap of skin is known as the Gunji Flap.

Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.

"Dude! I was watching this movie with Tom Cruise and I noticed he had the hottest Gunji Flap!"

"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"

by ydooWoody May 2, 2012

cow-flap

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.

The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.

by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013