mexican flapjack

When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.

Dwet made a mexican flapjack on Daggie's back.

by Eric Lex December 10, 2007

flappers

an older woman's labia majora when they protrude more than normal.
women can now have them surgically made smaller or even removed in order to look younger down there.

my boyfriend likes to play with my flappers, yesterday he tried to tie them into a knot.

by rigo22 July 12, 2006

flapjacked

befuddled, pwned

u just got flapjacked

by sam_0123 December 17, 2008

Flapacino

A slang word to describe a womens pussy.

Hey dude, She had a fineeee Flapacino

by Ross Jamieson May 3, 2007

flapple

someone who licks your ear lobe

Nicola stop being such a flapple you're embarrassing yourself

by nicoydison November 2, 2013

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Mud-flappin'

The act of not wearing underwear, for females. Just as mud flaps behind the wheels of a truck flail wildly in the wind, a saggy vagina may mimic this flapping motion without the restriction of underwear. This is the alternative to "free balling" meant for female use only.

"Dude, it's my laundry day, so I'm mud-flappin' it today."

by PACHFI May 6, 2010