fagalicious flamer

A combination of the words fag meaning a word used by ignorant homophobic teenage males to describe anybody/thing but themselves. This is almost always in a subconscious attempt to prove that they are not gay; everybody around them is, and flamer meaning extremely flamboyant homosexual. Very bright clothing, loud speach, upbeat attitude, often noisy or annoying, intrusive. Very very gay...

The guy that every gay man wants to be gay...and acts gay...but is in denial or is not gay to begin with. "The hot guy from the gay strip club who only goes to get free drinks and is not even gay, known as a fagalicious flamer."

by evileye5689 November 3, 2008

flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

Flake-tio

Consuming a Cadbury's Flake in a manner highly suggestive of fellatio.

Sally rolled back the wrapper on the chocolate and performed flake-tio on it.

by Mangetout September 22, 2006

fakery

A shop that sells fake desserts.

I bought a dozen sugar-free cookies and a mock apple pie at the fakery.

by BasicJay August 6, 2011

Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

by Crustyh January 17, 2018

Trump-flake

A trump supporter who acts like a snowflake when hearing things about Donald Trump they do not like.

Hey man, what’s up George’s ass today?

“Just ignore it man, this impeachment inquiry has him acting like a real trump-flake.”

by Allgood October 11, 2019

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013