Fake Fan 

No, it does not mean a person who joined the fandom all late or only enjoys certain songs of a band/artist. A fake fan is someone who:

- Is only in the fandom for the ships and hates or attacks other fans who have opposing ships and usually start shipwars
- Threatens, harrasses, or bothers the creators and/or actors of their fandom
- Berates fanartists and fanfic writers for tiny mistakes in their artwork or writings
- Calls out other fans for being fake in an immature or inappropriate way
- Harrasses cosplayers, either in a sexual, abusive, or "friendly" way without the consent of cosplayer
- Often says that they are dating or married to their favorite person in the fandom and will hurt or harrass people who like the same person or the person's significant other
- Harrasses others who do not like their fandom instead of minding their own goddamn business and let others like what they like

Person 1: I just started to get into Twenty One Pilots, their new album Trench is so good!

Person 2: Wow, you're such a fake fan, you haven't even listened to their old songs yet..

Person 1: Well I just started.

Person 2: SO WHAT!? You are not a real fan if you JUST started!

Fake Fan by narwhal-corn July 14, 2018

Fake-up 

A break up that eventually leads to the couple making back up. Hence, it is not a real break up, but a "fake-up."

Larry and Susan broke up again, but you know they're going to get back together... so it's another fake-up.

Fake-up by JohnOB1 October 6, 2005

Fake-A-Text 

To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.

Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!

or

Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!

Fake-A-Text by xSamxYeahx December 20, 2010

Fake Bacon 

This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

Fake Bacon by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

Fake Friend

A person; male or female that makes you think that you two have common interests and enjoy hanging out with each other only to find out that they talk bad about you behind your back and secretly hate you because they are either jealous or mental.

"WTF?? Mandy was my best friend, I thought. Now she's spreading false and vicious rumors about me to everyone behind my back. I guess, she was always a fake friend and never cared in the first place. She was only out to hurt me from the start."

Fake Friend by CowgirlPrincess December 15, 2008

Fake 

A word that generic, bitchy, teenage girls use to describe the same generic, bitchy, teenage girl that they hate on social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.

Generic teenager: OMG she is SOOOOO fake!!!!! I hate her guts!!!!

Fake by slutsnbublebutts January 8, 2012

Fake Patty's Day 

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.

I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!

Fake Patty's Day by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011