the dumbledore

-noun, the magic joint that keeps getting you high without ever going down in size.

Yo, are you guys just a bunch of pussies, or is that joint you hitting the dumbledore.

by MonsantoWand December 12, 2013

king dabble

Someone who is an expert in the art of "dabbling." He dabbles in money. He dabbles in sports. He dabbles in girls. He is a master of all but the greatest at none.

"Damn, he can rap, sing, star on the football team, and he gets all the girls! Who is he?"

"He's King Dabble."

by King Dabble April 28, 2016

cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

Crabby dabbler

Someone who keeps reinfesting a host with crabs. On multiple occasions.

I've caught crabs three times because of that crabby dabbler Wish I'd never let him in the bed

by Shanice2018 September 10, 2018

Schpitzy Dibbler

An under-aged heavy metal aficionado kitty-kat that one recruits from a bus station.

Despite its reputation, the Dayton bus terminal produced no schpitzy dibblers of note.

by Hurricane Mraz August 22, 2019

Dirty Dabble

The act of placing your erect penis into a Dip Dap (sherbet) bag, and then proceeding to have anal sex causing extreme pain and irritation for both parties.

I gave Aidan a dirty dabble yesterday, now he's got anal fissures and I have blisters under my foreskin.

by murgonpj April 14, 2020

Rubber-Dubber Douchebag

Someone who is an excessive asshole while driving.

Including but not limited to: road rage, cutting people off, swerving, not paying attention, etc.

Guy 1: Sorry I’m late, some jerk cut someone off and got in a wreck.

Guy 2: Sounds like a real rubber-dubber douchebag.

by LatentYeet July 18, 2020