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Driving Stick

The act of using ones knees to drive while simultaneously using a set of drum sticks to play the drum beat of music on the radio. Usually this is accomplished with the volume at the maximum setting. Some variations use the bottom of the steering wheel as the snare, the top is the hi hat, toms can be played on the seat or any surface that produces a thump, the bass can be played by stomping the floor board with the foot that doesn't do anything anyways, and symbols can be played on the windows. Many accomplished "Stick Drivers" can navigate even the most congested inner city streets or highway system seamlessly drumming to the heaviest metal music. Some lower level "stick drivers" should start of with a slow country song in the Walmart parking lot...
Police Officer: Sir, can you explain the reason you were swirving?
Guy: I was just started "driving stick"...
Police Officer: Ok I will let you off with a warning
Guy: drives off..
Police Officer: Hey... that was an automatic....

Guy: Drives into on coming traffic hitting a bus full of old clown nuns killing everyone in a huge explosion while slipknot blares from his radio...
Police Officer: haha... Noobs
by Condawg090 January 6, 2012
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driving black on black

A racial slur for a black man driving a fancy, expensive black car (black Cadillac, Mercedes Benz, BMW, etc.)
"Cops pulled him over just for driving black on black!"
by Aurilla August 7, 2006
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pile driving

Digging your meat and balls into the kingdom come of a girl
See the fitty over there? I was pile driving her into next week the other day
by Eeeeeeeeeeee274 January 6, 2020
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driving while crunk

driving around listening to "crunk" and acting "crunk" eh yeeeaaah
by eric"staples sux" meh July 1, 2004
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Sunday driving

Dude you want to go for a sunday drive"."I think the kids were sunday driving in the back yard.
by sirsmokealot69 January 25, 2011
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Driving

Driving as in golf. When a guy attempts to get a girl (his golf ball) to like him through a very direct approach with little subtlety
Guy 1: Yo were you driving that girl over there?

Guy 2: Yeah it was a good drive, the golf ball is on the green

Guy 1: True, just remember to wear a "golf bag" if you decide to go for the hole in one
by ACMNJokes December 10, 2011
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Cat Driving a Bus

Dude I totally saw a "Cat Driving a bus."

IM DRIVING A BUS MEOOOOWOWWW!!!!NYAAAAA! *CRASH*
by Zossimus September 22, 2010
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