What the dog doin'?!

The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.

(You see any being perform or say something weird) What the dog doin'?!

by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022

doing a bullet

Doing a one year sentence in jail

My man mike is doing a bullet up in rikers.

by jay2thec January 12, 2009

doin it kinzler style

take a giant block of swiss cheese, and a dude's dick and suspend them over a bathtub full of gravy, then do what feels natural.

Maquan: What did Le'a want with this past evening?
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

by bacon ftw December 10, 2010

i'm doing her

informal: - person is in a sexual relationship other

-a person is currently having sexual intercourse

-no did'nt break up, still i'm doing her.

-his mother saw him while he was doing her

by nikisav007 June 28, 2016

delinquenting

When you think delinquent is a verb in English class and everyone flames you, so you make a dictionary definition for it to feel better about yourself.

STFU Nolan, stop delinquenting.

by Cartwheels in the Snow August 17, 2017

Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.

I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.

by SF Skipster September 22, 2006

Doing a Skollins.

Getting extremely drunk on your own by means of the cheapest lager your disability benefit can afford, then going absolutely berserk on webcam. Often threatening viewers family & always demanding a fight at Preston train station.

Did you see Mark on cam last night?

Was sat there drinking his dole money away & then threatened to kiss Gerard's kids arse & rip his dick off.

Yeah man that bloke is a joke, always doing a Skollins.

by Walv September 7, 2011