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The Dotys

a popular 2011 sitcom family, complete with a studio audience and big 80s hair. however this audience doesn't laugh because theye're too horrified and threatened, as many of the Dotys are trained in combat with all kinds of bow staffs. The Doty's take no prisoners.

If you encounter one of them, it will likely be a female, but to be sure check for markings in the shape of a skull on the upper arm, which only the male Dotys proudly sport. if it is in fact a female, proceed with caution, but if you say anything remotely stupid, those bitches are furious. they may also be unintelligible at points as they are closely related to a certain type of whale.

most importantly, don't mistake the middle one for someone who's not a hockey goalie.
hey, the Dotys are on! let's get some popcorn, or better yet fucking flee in terror!
by edsharpe June 16, 2011
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Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.
That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.
by Ambush_Bug June 12, 2012
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Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.
Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.
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moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."
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Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.
"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".
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Booty Dooty

On friday you and 1 best friend have to smack the most buts and whoever wins gets $1 from the other person.
Tom: Its Booty Dooty day
Micheal: Ima beat you and get the most money
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chris doty

A multi cultural thug that’s half white half black and can be found around the Springville area
“I’m gonna pull a Chris doty up in here jit”
by Czjit December 8, 2021
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