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Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
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Dinkle

A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.
Bob's 8 inch penis is a schlong/johnson.
Larry's 7 inch penis is a cock.
Joe's 6 inch penis is a dick.
Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle.
Chris' 4 inch penis is a dinklet.
by topherw24 January 28, 2009
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Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg)

The Turner's next-door neighboors and Mr. Turner's arch nemesis on Fairly Odd Parents. Has a pool and a perfectly kept garden. Somewhat concieded and something of a materialist. His wife looks exactly like himself, only with different hair and a high-pitched voice.
The judges are judging and the Dinkleburgs are Dinkleburging!
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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dinkis

A person that is lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; or is annoying or irritating. An utterly foolish or senseless person. In other words, an idiot loser.
Dude, that guy definitely just picked his butt. What a dinkis.
by Bulldogdirt November 26, 2009
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Dinking

Dinking is keeping yourself occupied and trying not to die from boredom.
Nothing is going on so I am just dinking around on the computer
by T Conroy September 4, 2008
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dinkle dwarf

a man with a dwarf-like penis
1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf
by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017
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doinks in the amish

Big doinks in the Amish: smoking fat blunts/joints of weed in Amish territory
Big ole doinks in the Amish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by DannyDoinko October 17, 2017
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