Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.
Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.
by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020
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You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
You: "Yeah..."
You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
You: "Yeah..."
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Get the Social Distancing mug.Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
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