DickToasting

To stick your penis inside of a toaster and turn it on, toasting your penis

Josh: "hey bro did you hear what happened to John?"
Seth: "no what happened?"

Josh: "he's going to the hospital for doing DickToasting

by Cyrian_Bingely March 24, 2024

DickToddy

The act of making your girlfriend a hot toddy. And dipping your dick in it before you give it to her

I gave my womans a dicktoddy

by TheDickToddy April 5, 2024

DickTok

The act of having sex with someone and than promptly after finishing. You lay in bed together watching TikToks.

Me and Kevin have a DickTok appointment on Saturday. He’s gonna fuck my brains out and than we’re gonna watch TikTok’s all night

by Uncle Pete January 23, 2026

dickter scale

Measures the magnitude of the after shocks you have after ejaculating.

Man after I blew last night I had an after shock of 10 on the dickter scale.

by IcyOtter February 20, 2026

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.

I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!

by Exlimey March 7, 2026

dickport

A slang word for "vagina." Commonly used in reference to promiscuous women.

Have you seen Jessica at our parties? She's got an amazing dickport.

by Andy.rizzle June 26, 2025

Dickord

The correct spelling of Discord

User 1: hey friend! i like discord
Friend: you mean dickord?

by nextcloudtalk50 August 24, 2025