clusterfuckation

When you are so fucked that the hole will take 90 lifetimes to get out of.

My debt is in a state of clusterfuckation.

by Ryan D. Spurlock April 29, 2016

cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...

"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."

by Skycop August 21, 2016

Clusterfuckboy

A group of fuckboys that decided to convene together and be a cluster of fuckboys.

The school Baseball team is a real clusterfuckboy

by Double D1021 November 18, 2016

Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.

"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.

by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017

Clustergasm

Pockets of multiple orgasms in a cluster.

I just had so many orgasms in such a short time it had to have been a clustergasm.

by Redbirch November 18, 2017

Clusterfrick

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.

" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.

by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018

clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do

This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!

by bella180ca March 1, 2019