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Sit-Down Comedian

1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.

Person B: What's that?

Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.

2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.

Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
by RealTalk97 January 14, 2017
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Comedy

Youtube says comedy is a violation of their guidelines
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Instagram Comedian

The term was originally a term used to describe people like Lele Pons. It is often used to describe unfunny people as Instagram Comedians are fucking shit. It can also be used to describe someone with no talent.
Jake: “Did you see w stood up and shouted in class?”
Zach: “Yeah, he’s such an Instagram Comedian.”
by n4n0b1t March 11, 2019
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comedy gold

Used to describe an incredibly good joke. Most commonly used for sex jokes, inside jokes, or anything that isn't funny at all.
Guy 1: What's big, white, and hard?
Guy 2: A dinosaur bone?
Guy 1: No! MAH DIHCK!
Guy 2: That was "hilarious"! Comedy gold right there, man!
by just your average lad May 13, 2018
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Comedical

comedical- a mix between comical and comedic. Something i said when i was tired and talking about the bible
That bible, it's comedical!
by pandasarerobots December 12, 2009
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codedrunk

The braindead, inebriated state you reach after editing too much source code at one sitting.

Arrays, variables, and strings all meld into one big mess of text when one becomes codedrunk.
"I'm going to go take a walk. I'm too codedrunk after editing this PHP code."
by lolwut9000 March 16, 2010
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Coned

1)to be jizzed all over...to be given a facial...as if taking a vanilla icecream cone and pushing and smothering someone in the face.

2) To completely outplay another team or person. to embarass the opposing team
a) yo i just coned that bitch.
b) We coned their asses!
by xxxxxxxxxxx22222222222 February 26, 2009
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