Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet

You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.

by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019

cause harm

Cause havoc.

Drippin too hard

You don’t want to go near terrell he’s about to cause harm with double rollie’s

by SODDYSICCH May 27, 2019

closed semi

Well endowed uncircumcised man

I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!

by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019

clubette

Funny it is clubstep monster girl

Something clubette

by Skndndhx September 21, 2020

Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.

Alexis was a closeted loli lover.

by THE BADAPPLE 66 April 21, 2021

Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.

Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.

by Opa Opa June 24, 2023

Santa Clause Clause

A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.

eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.

by traderjoe January 10, 2010