cluevoid

Incrementally worse than clueless and clue free. Completely devoid of any clue.
Apparently, a sub species of humanoids.

Only cluevoids believe that immigration is good for this country

by EB Stache August 25, 2008

Cluedicapped

Someone who is past clueless. Could not hold on to a clue if you put in their hands. Variant of handicapped but with regards being stupid and clueless.

She didn't understand, and when I tried to explain, I finally realized she was cluedicapped.

by Doc Curmudgeon February 26, 2009

devil dook cuke

male inserts a cucumber (cuke, as commonly refered) into his asshole. female (or another male) gets on their knees and faces the male's asshole. the kneeling individual proceeds to give the standing male a reach around while simultaneously eating the cucumber as it is slowly being pushed out of the standing male's rectum. once the cucumber has been eaten, the standing individual will then shit in the kneeling individual's mouth, thus administering the "devil's food" portion

last night, sandy wanted to try something kinky, but was hungry. so i gave her a round of the devil dook cuke

by willeoh August 11, 2011

Blues Clues

The dark blue, or black spots under the eyes or across the cheek bones of a woman that indicate she is in the process of being house/kitchen trained.

"Did you see those blues clues? Something tells me John has been teaching his wife her place."

"That is going to be some mighty fine cleaning specimen there once those blues clues fade"

by Santacruz.R December 16, 2008

clucker

see chicken, a female who sucks a lot of dick, mimicking the bobbing action of a chicken.

"so many cluckers, ought to start a farm"

by D peezy March 11, 2003

Clueyness

The heart-breaking sadness and compassion that you feel for a person when they are completely let down for no meaningful or significant reason.

(Credit goes to Tim Urban, writer of waitbutwhy.com)

The amount of clueyness that I felt for "Papaw" when his grandchildren didn't show almost made me cry.

by undeadawesome July 12, 2016

Contact Clues

based off of context clues: information one gathers from a text in order to interpret something.

CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.

1.)

Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?

Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.

2.)

David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?

Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.

by ViatheV December 21, 2010