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dutch candle

a sex act during which a woman farts in the direction of a males genitalia as he 'peaks', thus blowing out the 'candle' (normally in the direction of the males face)
bloke 1: my girlfriend is getting too experimental, she wanted to dutch candle me last night

bloke 2: Wtf

bloke 3: that's awesome

bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3
by Johnnytotal August 7, 2006
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Candlestick

An obstacle for jack
by Jurq23 March 4, 2009
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candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced
I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled
by Adam October 5, 2004
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Candleface

A slutty girl (or gay guy) who gives so much head that their face looks like it's a candle- dripping in "wax".
Wat up candleface, heard you went down on Mike last night.
by Ray Chicago August 3, 2008
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Cinderella

That one person at the party whose outfit is so bad you have to question whether or not it was sewn by rats.
-"Hey, check out that Cinderella over there."
-"Wow her outfit would hold up better if it were made of burlap."
by Cel522 October 3, 2015
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Cinderella

A Disney film about a girl who suffers through years of domestic abuse and psychological torment until an old lady gives her shiny clothes to wear to a dance so she can spend a few minutes dancing with the richest guy at the party.
Cinderella sends a lot of weird messages to kids.
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
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Holding candles

That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.
Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles
by 69bars November 11, 2012
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