dutch candle

a sex act during which a woman farts in the direction of a males genitalia as he 'peaks', thus blowing out the 'candle' (normally in the direction of the males face)

bloke 1: my girlfriend is getting too experimental, she wanted to dutch candle me last night

bloke 2: Wtf

bloke 3: that's awesome

bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3

by Johnnytotal August 7, 2006

Candlestick

An obstacle for jack

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick

by Jurq23 March 4, 2009

candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced

I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled

by Adam October 5, 2004

Candleface

A slutty girl (or gay guy) who gives so much head that their face looks like it's a candle- dripping in "wax".

Wat up candleface, heard you went down on Mike last night.

by Ray Chicago August 3, 2008

Cinderella

That one person at the party whose outfit is so bad you have to question whether or not it was sewn by rats.

-"Hey, check out that Cinderella over there."
-"Wow her outfit would hold up better if it were made of burlap."

by Cel522 October 3, 2015

Cinderella

A Disney film about a girl who suffers through years of domestic abuse and psychological torment until an old lady gives her shiny clothes to wear to a dance so she can spend a few minutes dancing with the richest guy at the party.

Cinderella sends a lot of weird messages to kids.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Holding candles

That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.

Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles

by 69bars November 11, 2012