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carbon fever

a lot like cabin fever, except that it is in a car. it is that point on a long road trip where you are about 8 red bulls down and have been driving for about 5 hours straight. symptoms include: eating cold chicken nuggets from 7 hours ago, you start singing the most ridiculous songs as loud as you can, you start talking to yourself, having conversations with siri on your iphone, and other random things.
random guy passing you: "man that guy is really going at it on them air drums."

his wife: " he must have carbon fever."
by alan68 February 3, 2013
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Carbon County

A small inbred area where all the idiots roam free out of their pens. Everyone around is either oil slick black or the most redneck person you will ever met. Highly recommend as a vacation area.
Guy 1: "Ya'll from Carbon County?" *leaning on his old rusty ford*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*
by the1jew October 3, 2018
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Carbonat Erol

A person who calls black people randomly "Du Neger".
Manuellsen:"Carbonat Erol schreibt mir:"Du neger".
by Schlodin Erfinder November 22, 2021
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Magenta Carbomb

The act of excreting fecal matter into a woman's vagina.
I was fucking the shit out of my slampiece, and as a climax, I served her up a Magenta Carbomb.
by Stratocaster85 August 3, 2011
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carbage

A car that is garbage.
That ford is carbage.
by Will December 4, 2004
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Brayden Charbonneau

Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!
Person 1. *sniff*

Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!
by thig69 May 2, 2019
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Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

fat hangover food coma
by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011
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