Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

by roundandsound November 13, 2011

Trog bloater

Someone who cannot resist food

We went out for a meal and the trog bloater ate everything on the menu

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

Blatheroso

One who is a master at extending a conversation for hours without saying anything useful. Beyond a casual blatherer, a blatheroso typically engages in considerable pontification and avoids reason, but will mistakenly feel they are the only one capable of making sense in any conversation. Also, while a common blatherer will flit from one pointless thought to another, a blatheroso will drag out one topic for a grossly extended time.

That proselytizing, religious friend of yours is a real blatheroso. I didn't think we'd ever get out of that creation "discussion".

by ZarroK February 11, 2013

BFOAT

acronym for "Best Friend Of All Time"

similar to GOAT

Jesus is my BFOAT

by checkmateatheist February 9, 2015

blatherdom

Blatherdom –as coming from or being of the realm of meaningless blather & empty rhetoric

blah blah blah blah - "blatherdom" is discourse of this realm, with about that much meaning.

by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015

blatula

(n.) A Black Spatula

Hey honey, pass me the blatula so I can flip these buns.

by Hays Clark October 2, 2016

bljat

the russian word for literally everything bljat

bljat pass me the cyka butter.
bljat y u going A?
STFU bljat

by VVVafaeferfbefsfuihfhsrfjhjkl9 March 6, 2018