Blink-182

A gay "punk" rock band that has became a hit mostly with teenage girls and some occasional skater fags. All of there songs deal with some type of girl or relationships making them repetitive and unoriginal. Guitar chords are repeated through out all songs with no change and bass is slow and boring. The only talanted member of the band is Travis Barker who's drum skills have been tragicaly wasted with the whinnying of Tom Delong. People think they are the best band ever and the idol of punk music, when they have no idea who the sex pistols or The Clash are. Open your fucking eyes.

Dumb Girl- OMG! Did you hear that new Blink-182 Song?????
Normal Girl- Oh that one that sounds the same and deals with the same stuff as all of there other songs????
Dumb Girl-...............yeah.....

Skater Fag- Yo Dude, that Blink song so relates to my relationship dude, its like so true and real
Normal Guy- Actually it relates to your life in no way, stop thinking they are singing about your life
Skater Fag- Fuck you man, im gonna Skateboard!!!!

by Someone around March 24, 2008

blink 182

a shitty band. one of the worst. many people classify them as "punk", but they're far from it. they're a pussy preppy pop band. they sing about girls, and kissing, and loving. fuck that. thats not punk. everyone that says blink 182 is punk needs to listen to some true punk rock like op ivy or the misfits.

fuck off blink fans

blink 182 slut- "lyke OH MY GOD i went to this blink concert and it was so wicked!"
me- *smack*

by what a crappy band April 15, 2006

blink 182

One of the queeriest bands around, who make fun of boy bands when they are one themselves.

Blink 182 should die.

by yes_i_can_25 May 17, 2005

blinko

To act selfishly, and only in the interest of ones self.

By keeping all the pie for himself, Alan could only be described as blinko.

by WeeMacca September 5, 2006

Mexican Blinker

When a bro splashes hot sauce in a broads eye while hes slamming her. A ruthless tactic only used when you know your gf/wifes been cheating on you. If its just for fun...then well... YOUR JUST PLAIN M*F'ING RUTHLESS BRAAA'

Frank pulled the mexican blinker when he deuced some red hot all over that bitchs eyes. She may or may not have deserved it but my god dont you just know it burrrrned.

by Lemonski November 6, 2008

The Blindsider

A sex move that uses the element of surprise, precise positioning and distraction.

While engaging in vaginal intercourse in some variation of a rear entry position (most commonly, doggy-style), the male participant maintains composure until the brink of ejaculation. At which point, he will excitedly taps the consenting female participant on the LEFT shoulder. While she turns her head inquisitively, her mate positions himself to her immediate RIGHT, adjacent to her shoulder. As she swings her head back to the right, the male releases his ejaculate in her face. Thus rendering her dazed, confused, and in certain rare cases, incapacitated.

The BLINDSIDER

Examples of possible female reactions to the Blindsider:

Disgust, disbelief, horror, surprise, and in some rare instances, complete acceptance and a request repeat performances.

by skeletor_hunter March 4, 2009

Miñhyuk’s Blink™️

A groupchat that originated on twitter full of legends. They’re known for annoying people with Wonk and being a very loving group. Most of them would die for Monsta X.

Miñhyuk’s Blink™️ Spammed my timeline with wonk again. When will they stop.

by uwuwuwu January 30, 2018